she look like michael cera in the first one im fucking pissin gmyself
Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
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they’re coming
in the distance you hear them
the Whovians have returned
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